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MR. JUSTICE CHAUSSEPIED
Hitherto blinded by fear, incautious and stupid before the bands of Friar
Douillard and the partisans of Prince Crucho, the Republicans at last opened
their eyes and grasped the real meaning of the Pyrot affair. The deputies who
had for two years turned pale at the shouts of the patriotic crowds became, not
indeed more courageous, but altered their cowardice and blamed Robin Mielleux
for disorders which their own compliance had encouraged, and the instigators of
which they had several times slavishly congratulated. They reproached him for
having imperilled the Republic by a weakness which was really theirs and a
timidity which they themselves had imposed upon him. Some of them began to doubt
whether it was not to their interest to believe in Pyrot's innocence rather than
in his guilt, and thenceforward they felt a bitter anguish at the thought that
the unhappy man might have been wrongly convicted and that in his aerial cage he
might be expiating another man's crimes. "I cannot sleep on account of it!" was
what several members of Minister Guillaumette's majority used to say. But these
were ambitious to replace their chief.
These generous legislators overthrew the cabinet, and the President of the
Republic put in Robin Mielleux's place, a patriarchal Republican with a flowing
beard, La Trinite by name, who, like most of the Penguins, understood nothing
about the affair, but thought that too many monks were mixed up in it.
General Greatauk before leaving the Ministry of War, gave his final advice to
Pariler, the Chief of the Staff.
"I go and you remain," said he, as he shook hands with him. "The Pyrot affair
is my daughter; I confide her to you, she is worthy of your love and your care;
she is beautiful. Do not forget that her beauty loves the shade, is leased with
mystery, and likes to remain veiled. Great her modesty with gentleness. Too many
indiscreet looks have already profaned her charms. . . . Panther, you desired
proofs and you obtained them. You have many, perhaps too many, in your
possession. I see that there will be many tiresome interventions and much
dangerous curiosity. If I were in your place I would tear up all those
documents. Believe me, the best of proofs is none at all. That is the only one
which nobody discusses."
Alas! General Panther did not realise the wisdom of this advice. The future
was only too thoroughly to justify Greatauk's perspicacity. La Trinite demanded
the documents belonging, to the Pyrot affair. Peniche, his Minister of War,
refused them in the superior interests of the national defence, telling him that
the documents under General Panther's care formed the hugest mass of archives in
the world. La Trinite studied the case as well as he could, and, without
penetrating to the bottom of the matter, suspected it of irregularity.
Conformably to his rights and prerogatives he then ordered a fresh trial to be
held. Immediately, Peniche, his Minister of War, accused him of insulting the
army and betraying the country and flung his portfolio at his head. He was
replaced by a second, who did the same. To him succeeded a third, who imitated
these examples, and those after him to the number of seventy acted like their
predecessors, until the venerable La Trinite groaned beneath the weight of
bellicose portfolios. The seventy-first Minister of War, van Julep, retained
office. Not that he was in disagreement with so many and such noble colleagues,
but he had been commissioned by them generously to betray his Prime Minister, to
cover him with shame and opprobrium, and to convert the new trial to the glory
of Greatauk, the satisfaction of the Anti-Pyrotists, the profit of the monks,
and the restoration of Prince Crucho.
General van Julep, though endowed with high military virtues, was not
intelligent enough to employ the subtle conduct and exquisite methods of
Greatauk. He thought, like General Panther, that tangible proofs against Pyrot
were necessary, that they could never ave too many of them, that they could
never have even enough. He expressed these' sentiments to his Chief of Staff,
who was only too inclined to agree with them.
"Panther," said he, "we are at the moment when we need abundant and
superabundant proofs."
"You have said enough, General," answered Panther, "I will complete my piles
of documents."
Six months later the proofs against Pyrot filled two storeys of the Ministry
of War. The ceiling fell in beneath the weight of the bundles, and the avalanche
of falling documents crushed two head clerks, fourteen second clerks, and sixty
copying clerks, who were at work upon the ground floor arranging a change in the
fashion of the cavalry gaiters. The walls of the huge edifice had to be propped.
Passers-by saw with amazement enormous beams and monstrous stanchions which
reared themselves obliquely against the noble front of the building, now
tottering and disjointed, and blocked up the streets, stopped the carriages, and
presented to the motor-omnibuses an obstacle against which they dashed with
their loads of passengers.
The judges who had condemned Pyrot were not, properly speaking, judges but
soldiers. The judges who had condemned Colomban were real judges, but of
inferior rank, wearing seedy black clothes like church vergers, unlucky wretches
of judges, miserable judgelings. Above them were the superior judges who wore
ermine robes over their black gowns. These, renowned for their knowledge and
doctrine, formed a court whose terrible name expressed power. It was called the
Court of Appeal (Cassation) so as to make it clear that it was the hammer
suspended over the judgments and decrees of all other jurisdictions.
One of these superior red Judges of the Supreme Court, called Chaussepied,
led a modest and tranquil life in a suburb of Alca. His soul was pure, his heart
honest, his spirit just. When he had finished studying his documents he used to
play the violin and cultivate hyacinths. Every Sunday he dined with his
neighbours the Mesdemoiselles Helbivore. His old age was cheerful and robust and
his friends often praised the amenity of his character.
For some months, however, he had been irritable and touchy, and when he
opened a newspaper his broad and ruddy face would become covered with dolorous
wrinkles and darkened with an angry purple. Pyrot was the cause of it. Justice
Chaussepied could not understand how an officer could have committed so black a
crime as to hand over eighty thousand trusses of military hay to a neighbouring
and hostile Power. And he could still less conceive how a scoundrel should have
found official defenders in Penguinia. The thought that there existed in his
country a Pyrot, a Colonel Hastaing, a Colomban, a Kerdanic, a Phoenix, spoilt
his hyacinths, his violin, his heaven, and his earth, all nature, and even his
dinner with the Mesdemoiselles Helbivore!
In the mean time the Pyrot case, having been presented to the Supreme Court
by the Keeper of Seals, it fell to Chaussepied to examine it and cover its
defects, in case any existed. Although as upright and honest as a man can be,
and trained by long habit to exercise his magistracy without fear or favour, he
expected to find in the documents he submitted to him proofs of certain guilt
and obvious criminality. After lengthened difficulties and repeated refusals on
the part of General Julep, Justice Chaussepied was allowed to examine the
documents. Numbered and initialed they ran to the number of fourteen millions
six hundred and twenty-six thousand three hundred and twelve. As he studied them
the judge was at first surprised, then astonished, then stupefied, amazed, and,
if I dare say so, flabbergasted. He found among the documents prospectuses of
new fancy shops, newspapers, fashion-plates, paper bags, old business letters,
exercise books, brown paper, green paper for rubbing parquet floors, playing
cards, diagrams, six thousand copies of the "Key to Dreams," but not a single
document in which any mention was made of Pyrot.
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