The Prodigal Judge
CHAPTER XVI
THE PORTAL OF HOPE
"This—" the speaker was judge Price; "this is the place for me: They are a
warm-hearted people, sir; a prosperous people, and a patriotic people with an
unstinted love of country. A people full of rugged virtues engaged in carving a
great state out of the indulgent bosom of Nature. I like the size of their
whisky glasses; I like the stuff that goes into them; I despise a section that
separates its gallons into too many glasses. Show me a community that does that,
and I'll show you a community rapidly tending toward a low scale of living. I'd
like to hang out my shingle here and practise law."
The judge and Mr. Mahaffy were camped in the woods between Boggs' and
Raleigh. Betty had carried Hannibal off to spend the night at Belle Plain,
Carrington had disappeared with Charley Norton; but the judge and Mahaffy had
lingered in the meadow until the last refreshment booth struck its colors to the
twilight, and they had not lingered in vain. The judge threw himself at full
length on the ground, and Mahaffy dropped at his side. About them, in the ruddy
glow of their camp-fire, rose the dark wall of the forest.
"I crave opportunity, Solomon—the indorsement of my own class. I feel that I
shall have it here," resumed the judge pensively.
But Mahaffy was sad in his joy, sober in his incipientent drunkenness. The
same handsome treatment which the judge commended, had been as freely tendered
him, yet he saw the end of all such hospitality. This was the worm in the bud.
The judge, however, was an eager idealist; he still dreamed of Utopia, he still
believed in millenniums. Mahaffy didn't and couldn't. Memory was the scarecrow
in the garden of his hopes—you could wear out your welcome anywhere. In the end
the world reckoned your cost, and unless you were prepared to make some sort of
return for its bounty, the cold shoulder came to be your portion instead of the
warm handclasp.
"Hannibal has found friends among people of the first importance. I have made
it my business to inquire into their standing, and I find that young lady is
heiress to a cool half million. Think of that, Solomon—think of that! I never
saw anything more beautiful than her manifestation of regard for my protege—"
"And you made it your business, Mr. Price, to do your very damnedest to ruin
his chances," said Mahaffy, with sudden heat.
"I ruin his chances?—I, sir? I consider that I helped his chances
immeasurably."
"All right, then, you helped his chances—only you didn't, Price!"
"Am I to understand, Solomon, that you regard my interest in the boy as
harmful?" inquired the judge, in a tone of shocked surprise.
"I regard it as a calamity," said Mahaffy, with cruel candor.
"And how about you, Solomon?"
"Equally a calamity. Mr. Price, you don't seem able to grasp just what we
look like!"
"The mind's the only measure of the man, Solomon. If anybody can talk to me
and be unaware that they are conversing with a gentleman, all I can say is their
experience has been as pitiable as their intelligence is meager. But it hurts me
when you intimate that I stand in the way of the boy's opportunity."
"Price, what do you; suppose we look like—you and I?"
"In a general way, Solomon, I am conscious that our appeal is to the brain
rather than the eye," answered the judge, with dignity.
"I reckon even you couldn't do a much lower trick than use the boy as a
stepping-stone," pursued Mahaffy.
"I don't see how you have the heart to charge me with such a purpose—I don't
indeed, Solomon." The judge spoke with deep feeling; he was really hurt.
"Well, you let the boy have his chance, and don't you stick in your broken
oar," cried Mahaffy fiercely.
The judge rolled over on his back, and stared up at the heavens.
"This is a new aspect of your versatile nature, Solomon. Must I regard you as
a personally emancipated moral influence, not committed to the straight and
narrow path yourself, but still close enough to it to keep my feet from
straying?" he at length demanded.
Mahaffy having spoken his mind, preserved a stony silence.
The judge got up and replenished the camp-fire, which had burnt low, then
squatting before it, he peered into the flames.
"You'll not deny, Solomon, that Miss Malroy exhibited a real affection for
Hannibal?" he began.
"Now don't you try to borrow money of her, Price," said Mahaffy, returning to
the attack.
"Solomon—Solomon—how can you?"
"That'll be your next move. Now let her alone; let Hannibal have his luck as
it comes to him."
"You seem to forget, sir, that I still bear the name of gentleman!" said the
judge.
Mahaffy gave way to acid merriment.
"Well, see that you are not tempted to forget that," he observed.
"If I didn't know your sterling qualities, Solomon, and pay homage to 'em, I
might be tempted to take offense," said the judge.
"It's like pouring water on a duck's back to talk to you, Price; nothing
strikes in."
"On the contrary, I am at all times ready to listen to reason from any
quarter, but I've studied this matter in its many-sided aspect. I won't say we
might not do better in Memphis, but we must consider the boy. No; if I can find
a vacant house in Raleigh, I wouldn't ask a finer spot in which to spend the
afternoon of my life."
"Afternoon?" snapped Mahaffy irritably.
"That's right—carp—! But you can't relegate me! You can't shove me away from
the portal of hope—metaphorically speaking, I'm on the stoop; it may be God's
pleasure that I enter; there's a place for gray heads—and there's a respectable
slice of life after the meridian is passed."
"Humph!" said Mahaffy.
"I've made my impression; I've been thrown with cultivated minds quick to
recognize superiority; I've met with deference and consideration."
"Aren't you forgetting the boy?" inquired Mahaffy. "No, sir! I regard my
obligations where he is concerned as a sacred trust to be administered in a
lofty and impersonal manner. If his friends—if Miss Malroy, for instance—cares
to make me the instrument of her benefactions, I'll not be disposed to stand on
my dignity; but his education shall be my care. I'll make such a lawyer of him
as America has not seen before! I don't ask you to accept my own opinion of my
fitness to do this, but two gentlemen with whom I talked this evening—one of
them was the justice of the peace—were pleased to say that they had never heard
such illuminating comments on the criminal law. I quoted the Greeks and Romans
to 'em, sir; I gave 'em the salient points on mediaeval law; and they were
dumfounded and speechless. I reckon they'd never heard such an exposition of
fundamental principles; I showed 'em the germ and I showed 'em fruition. Damn
it, sir, they were overwhelmed by the array of facts I marshaled for 'em. They
said they'd never met with such erudition—no more they had, for I boiled down
thirty years of study into ten minutes of talk! I flogged 'em with facts, and
then we drank—" The judge smacked his lips. "It is this free-handed hospitality
I like; it's this that gives life its gala aspect."
He forgot former experiences; but without this kindly refusal of memory to
perform its wonted functions, the world would have been a chill place indeed for
Slocum Price. But Mahaffy, keen and anxious, with doubt in every glass he
drained, a lurking devil to grin at him above the rim, could see only the end of
their brief hour of welcome. This made the present moment as bitter as the last.
"I have a theory, Solomon, that I shall be handsomely supported by my new
friends. They'll snatch at the opportunity."
"I see 'em snatching, Mr. Price," said Mahaffy grimly.
"That's right—go on and plant doubt in my heart if you can! You're as
hopeless as the grave side!" cried the judge, a spasm of rage shaking him.
"The thing for us to do—you and I, Price—is to clear out of here," said
Mahaffy.
"But what of the boy?"
"Leave him with his friends."
"How do you know Miss Malroy would be willing to assume his care? It's
scandalous the way you leap at conclusions. No, Solomon, no—I won't shirk a
single irksome responsibility," and the judge's voice shook with suppressed
emotion. Mahaffy laughed. "There you go again, Solomon, with that indecent mirth
of yours! Friendship aside, you grow more offensive every day." The judge paused
and then resumed. "I understand there's a federal judgeship vacant here. The
president—" Mr. Mahaffy gave him a furtive leer. "I tell you General Jackson was
my friend—we were brothers, sir—I stood at his side on the glorious blood-wet
field of New Orleans! You don't believe me—"
"Price, you've made more demands on my stock of credulity than any man I've
ever known!"
The judge became somber-faced.
"Unparalleled misfortune overtook me—I stepped aside, but the world never
waits; I was a cog discarded from the mechanism of society—" He was so pleased
with the metaphor that he repeated it.
"Look here, Price, you talk as though you were a modern job; what's the
matter anyhow?—have you got boils?"
The judge froze into stony silence. Well, Mahaffy could sneer—he would show
him! This was the last ditch and he proposed to descend into it, it was
something to be able to demand the final word of fate—but he instantly recalled
that he had been playing at hide-and-seek with inevitable consequences for
something like a quarter of a century; it had been a triumph merely to exist.
Mahaffy having eased his conscience, rolled over and promptly went to sleep.
Flat on his back, the judge stared up at the wide blue arch of the heavens and
rehearsed those promises which in the last twenty years he had made and broken
times without number. He planned no sweeping reforms, his system of morality
being little more than a series of graceful compromises with himself. He must
not get hopelessly in debt; he must not get helplessly drunk. Dealing candidly
with his own soul in the silence, he presently came to the belief that this
might be done without special hardship. Then suddenly the rusted name-plate on
Hannibal's old rifle danced again before his burning eyes, and a bitter sense of
hurt and loss struck through him. He saw himself as he was, a shabby outcast, a
tavern hanger-on, the utter travesty of all he should have been; he dropped his
arm across his face.
The first rift of light in the sky found the judge stirring; it found him in
his usual cheerful frame of mind. He disposed of his toilet and breakfast with
the greatest expedition.
"Will you stroll into town with me, Solomon?" he asked, when they had eaten.
Mahaffy shook his head, his air was still plainly hostile. "Then let your
prayers follow me, for I'm off!" said the judge.
Ten minutes' walk brought him to the door of the city tavern, where he found
Mr. Pegloe directing the activities of a small colored boy who was mopping out
his bar. To him the judge made known his needs.
"Goin' to locate, are you?" said Mr. Pegloe.
"My friends urge it, sir, and I have taken the matter under consideration,"
answered the judge.
"Sho, do you know any folks hereabouts?" asked Mr. Pegloe.
"Not many," said the judge, with reserve.
"Well, the only empty house in town is right over yonder; it belongs to young
Charley Norton out at Thicket Point Plantation."
"Ah-h!" said the judge.
The house Mr. Pegloe had pointed out was a small frame building; it stood
directly on the street, with a narrow porch across the front, and a shed
addition at the back. The judge scuttled over to it. With his hands clasped
under the tails of his coat he walked twice about the building, stopping to peer
in at all the windows, then he paused and took stock of his surroundings. Over
the way was Pegloe's City Tavern; farther up the street was the court-house, a
square wooden box with a crib that housed a cracked bell, rising from a gable
end. The judge's pulse quickened. What a location, and what a fortunate chance
that Mr. Norton was the owner of this most desirable tenement.
He must see him at once. As he turned away to recross the street and learn
from Mr. Pegloe by what road Thicket Point might be reached, Norton himself
galloped into the village. Catching sight of the judge, he reined in his horse
and swung himself from the saddle.
"I was hoping, sir, I might find you," he said, as they met before the
tavern.
"A wish I should have echoed had I been aware of it!" responded the judge. "I
was about to do myself the honor to wait upon you at your plantation."
"Then I have saved you a long walk," said Norton. He surveyed the judge
rather dubiously, but listened with great civility and kindness as he explained
the business that would have taken him to Thicket Point.
"The house is quite at your service, sir," he said, at length.
"The rent—" began the judge. He had great natural delicacy always in
mentioning matters of a financial nature.
But Mr. Norton, with a delicacy equal to his own, entreated him not to
mention the rent. The house had come to him as boot in a trade. It had been
occupied by a doctor and a lawyer; these gentlemen had each decamped between two
days, heavily in debt at the stores and taverns, especially the taverns.
"I can't honestly say they owed me, since I never expected to get anything
out of them; however, they both left some furniture, all that was necessary for
the kind of housekeeping they did, for they were single gentlemen and drew the
bulk of their nourishment from Pegloe's bar. I'll turn the establishment over to
you with the greatest pleasure in the world, and wish you better luck than your
predecessors had—you'll offend me if you refer to the rent again!"
And thus handsomely did Charley Norton acquit himself of the mission he had
undertaken at Betty Malroy's request.
That same morning Tom Ware and Captain Murrell were seated in the small
detached building at Belle Plain, known as the office, where the former spent
most of his time when not in the saddle. Whatever the planter's vices, and he
was reputed to possess a fair working knowledge of good and evil, no one had
ever charged him with hypocrisy. His emotions lay close to the surface and wrote
themselves on his unprepossessing exterior with an impartial touch. He had felt
no pleasure when Murrell rode into the yard, and he had welcomed him according
to the dictates of his mood, which was one of surly reticence.
"So your sister doesn't like me, Tom—that's on your mind this morning, is
it?" Murrell was saying, as he watched his friend out of the corner of his eyes.
"She was mad enough, the way you pushed in on us at Boggs' yesterday. What
happened back in North Carolina, Murrell, anyhow?"
"Never you mind what happened."
"Well, it's none of my business, I reckon; she'll have to look out for
herself, she's nothing to me but a pest sand a nuisance—I've been more bothered
since she came back than I've been in years! I'd give a good deal to be rid of
her," said Ware, greatly depressed as he recalled the extraordinary demands
Betty had made.
"Make it worth my while and I'll take her off your hands," and Murrell
laughed.
Tom favored him with a sullen stare.
"You'd better get rid of that notion—of all fool nonsense, this love business
is the worst! I can't see the slightest damn difference between one good looking
girl and another. I wish every one was as sensible as I am," he lamented. "I
wouldn't miss a meal, or ten minutes' sleep, on account of any woman in
creation," and Ware shook his head.
"So your sister doesn't like me?"
"No, she doesn't," said Ware, with simple candor.
"Told you to put a stop to my coming here?"
"Not here—to the house, yes. She doesn't give a damn, so long as she doesn't
have to see you."
Murrell, somber-faced and thoughtful, examined a crack in the flooring.
"I'd like to know what happened back yonder in North Carolina to make her so
blazing mad?" continued Ware.
"Well, if you want to know, I told her I loved her."
"That's all right, that's the fool talk girls like to hear," said Ware. He
lighted a cigar with an air of wearied patience.
"Open the door, Tom," commanded Murrell.
"It is close in here," agreed the planter.
"It isn't that, but you smoke the meanest cigars I ever smelt, I always think
your shoes are on fire. Tom, do you want to get rid of her? Did you mean that?"
"Oh, shut up," said Tom, dropping his voice to a surly whisper.
There was a brief silence, during which Murrell studied his friend's face.
When he spoke, it was to give the conversation a new direction.
"Did she bring the boy here last night? I saw you drive off with him in the
carriage."
"Yes, she makes a regular pet of the little ragamuffin—it's perfectly
sickening!"
"Who were the two men with him?"
"One of 'em calls himself judge Price; the other kept out of the way, I
didn't hear his name."
"Is the boy going to stay at Belle Plain?" inquired Murrell.
"That notion hasn't struck her yet, for I heard her say at breakfast that
she'd take him to Raleigh this afternoon."
"That's the boy I traveled all the way to North Carolina to get for Fentress.
I thought I had him once, but the little cuss gave me the slip."
"Eh—you don't say?" cried Ware.
"Tom, what do you know about the Quintard lands; what do you know about
Quintard himself?" continued Murrell.
"He was a rich planter, lived in North Carolina. My father met him when he
was in congress and got him to invest in land here. They had some colonization
scheme on foot this was upward of twenty years ago—but nothing came of it.
Quintard lost interest."
"And the land?"
"Oh, he held on to that."
"Is there much of it?"
"A hundred thousand acres," said Ware.
Murrell whistled softly under his breath.
"What's it worth?"
"A pot of money, two or three dollars an acre anyhow," answered Ware.
"Quintard has been dead two years, Tom, and back yonder in North Carolina
they told me he left nothing but the home plantation. The boy lived there up to
the time of Quintard's death, but what relation he was to the old man no one
knew. What do you suppose Fentress wants with him? He offered me five thousand
dollars if I'd bring him West; and he still wants him, only he's lying low now
to see what comes of the two old sots—he don't want to move in the dark.
Offhand, Tom, I'd say that by getting hold of the boy Fentress expects to get
hold of the Quintard land."
"That's likely," said Ware, then struck by a sudden idea, he added, "Are you
going to take all the risks and let him pocket the cash? If it's the land he's
after, the stake's big enough to divide."
"He can have the whole thing and welcome, I'm playing for a bigger stake."
His friend stared at him in astonishment. "I tell you, Tom, I'm bent on getting
even with the world! No silver spoon came in the way of my mouth when I was a
youngster; my father was too honest—and I think the less of him for it!"
Mr. Ware seemed on the whole edified by the captain's unorthodox point of
view.
"My mother was the true grit though; she came of mountain stock, and taught
us children to steal by the time we could think! Whatever we stole, she hid, and
dared my father to touch us. I remember the first thing of account was when I
was ten years old. A Dutch peddler came to our cabin one winter night and begged
us to take him in. Of course, he opened his pack before he left, and almost
under his nose I got away with a bolt of linen. The old man and woman fought
about it, but if the peddler discovered his loss he had the sense not to come
back and tell of it! When I was seventeen I left home with three good horses I'd
picked up; they brought me more money than I'd ever seen before and I got my
first taste of life—that was in Nashville where I made some good friends with
whose help I soon had as pretty a trade organized in horseflesh as any one could
wish." A somber tone had crept into Murrell's voice, while his glance had become
restless and uneasy. He went on: "I'm licking a speculation into shape that will
cause me to be remembered while there's a white man alive in the Mississippi
Valley!" His wicked black eyes were blazing coals of fire in their deep sockets.
"Have you heard what the niggers did at Hayti?"
"My God, John—no, I won't talk to you—and don't you think about it! That's
wrong—wrong as hell itself!" cried Ware.
"There's no such thing as right and wrong for me. That'll do for those who
have something to lose. I was born with empty hands and I am going to fill them
where and how I can. I believe the time has come when the niggers can be of use
to me—look what Turner did back in Virginia three years ago! If he'd had any
real purpose he could have laid the country waste, but he hadn't brains enough
to engineer a general uprising."
Ware was probably as remote from any emotion that even vaguely approximated
right feeling as any man could well be, but Murrell's words jarred his dull
conscience, or his fear, into giving signs of life.
"Don't you talk of that business, we want nothing of that sort out here. You
let the niggers alone!" he said, but he could scarcely bring himself to believe
that Murrell had spoken in earnest. Yet even if he jested, this was a forbidden
subject.
"White brains will have to think for them, if it's to be more than a flash in
the pan," said Murrell unheeding him.
"You let the niggers alone, don't you tamper with them," said Ware. He
possessed a profound belief in Murrell's capacity. He knew how the latter had
shaped the uneasy population that foregathered on the edge of civilization to
his own ends, and that what he had christened the Clan had become an elaborate
organization, disciplined and flexible to his ruthless will.
"Look here, what do you think I have been working for—to steal a few
niggers?"
"A few—you've been sending 'em south by the boatload! You ought to be a rich
man, Murrell. If you're not it's your own fault."
"That furnishes us with money, but you can push the trade too hard and too
far, and we've about done that. The planters are uneasy in the sections we've
worked over, there's talk of getting together to clean out everybody who can't
give a good account of himself. The Clan's got to deal a counter blow or go out
of business. It was so with the horse trade; in the end it became mighty unhandy
to move the stock we'd collected. We've reached the same point now with the
trade in niggers. Between here and the gulf—" he made a wide sweeping gesture
with his arm. "I am spotting the country with my men; there are two thousand
active workers on the rolls of the Clan, and as many more like you, Tom—and
Fentress—on whose friendship I can rely." He leaned toward Ware. "You'd be slow
to tell me I couldn't count on you, Tom, and you'd be slow to think I couldn't
manage this thing when the time's ripe for it!"
But no trace of this all-sufficient sense of confidence, of which he seemed
so certain, showed on Ware's hardened visage. He spat away the stump of his
cigar.
"Sure as God, John Murrell, you are overreaching yourself! Your white men are
all right, they've got to stick by you; if they don't they know it's only a
question of time until they get a knife driven into their ribs—but niggers—there
isn't any real fight in a nigger, if there was they wouldn't be here."
"Yet you couldn't have made the whites in Hayti believe that," said Murrell,
with a sinister smile.
"Because they were no-account trash themselves!" returned Ware, shaking his
head. "We'll all go down in this muss you're fixing for!" he added.
"No, you won't, Tom. I'll look out for my friends. You'll be warned in time."
"A hell of a lot of good a warning will do!" growled Ware.
"The business will be engineered so that you, and those like you, will not be
disturbed. Maybe the niggers will have control of the country for a day or two
in the thickly settled parts near the towns; longer, of course, where the towns
and plantations are scattering. The end will come in the swamps and cane-brakes,
and the members of the Clan who don't get rich while the trouble is at its
worst, will have to stay poor. As for the niggers, I expect nothing else than
that they will be pretty well exterminated. But look what that will do for men
like yourself, Tom, who will have been able to hold on to their slaves!"
"I'd like to have some guarantee that I'd be able to; do that! No, sir, the
devils will all go whooping off to raise hell." Ware shivered at the picture his
mind had conjured up. "Well, thank God, they're not my niggers!" he added.
"You'd better come with me, Tom," said Murrell.
"With you?"
"Yes, I'm going to keep New Orleans for myself; that's a plum I'm going to
pick with the help of a few friends, and I'd cheerfully hang for it afterward if
I could destroy the city Old Hickory saved—but I expect to quit the country in
good time; with a river full of ships I shan't lack for means of escape." His
manner was cool and decided. He possessed in an eminent degree the egotism that
makes possible great crimes and great criminals, and his degenerate brain dealt
with this colossal horror as simply as if it had been a petty theft.
"There's no use in trying to talk you out of this, John, but I just want to
ask you one thing: you do all you say you are going to do, and then where in
hell's name will you be safe?"
"I'll take my chances. What have I been taking all my life but the biggest
sort of chances?—and for little enough!"
Ware, feeling the entire uselessness of argument, uttered a string of
imprecations, and then fell silent. His acquaintance with Murrell was of long
standing. It dated back to the time when he was growing into the management of
Belle Plain. A chance meeting with the outlaw in Memphis had developed into the
closest intimacy, and the plantation had become one of the regular stations for
the band of horse-thieves of which Murrell had spoken. But time had wrought its
changes. Tom was now in full control of Belle Plain and its resources, and he
had little heart for such risks as he had once taken.
"Well, how about the girl, Tom?" asked Murrell at length, in a low even tone.
"The girl? Oh, Betty, you mean?" said Ware, and shifted uneasily in his seat.
"Haven't you got enough on your hands without worrying about her? She don't like
you, haven't I told you that? Think of some one else for a spell, and you'll
find it answers," he urged.
"What do you think is going to happen here if I take your advice? She'll
marry one of these young bloods!" Ware's lips twitched. "And then, Tom, you'll
get your orders to move out, while her husband takes over the management of her
affairs. What have you put by anyhow?—enough to stock another place?"
"Nothing, not a damn cent!" said Ware. Murrell laughed incredulously. "It's
so! I've turned it all over—more lands, more niggers, bigger crops each year.
Another man might have saved his little spec, but I couldn't; I reckon I never
believed it would go to her, and I've managed Belle Plain as if I were running
it for myself." He seemed to writhe as if undergoing some acute bodily pain.
"And you are in a fair way to turn it all over to her husband when she
marries, and step out of here a beggar, unless—"
"It isn't right, John! I haven't had pay for my ability! Why, the place would
have gone down to nothing with any management but mine!"
"If she were to die, you'd inherit?"
Ware laughed harshly.
"She looks like dying, doesn't she?"
"Listen to me, Tom. I'll take her away, and Belle Plain is yours—land, stock
and niggers!" said Murrell quietly.
Ware shifted and twisted in his seat.
"It can't be done. I can advise and urge: but I can't command. She's got her
friends, those people back yonder in North Carolina, and if I made things
uncomfortable for her here she'd go to them and I couldn't stop her. You don't
seem to get it through your head that she's got no earthly use for you!"
Murrell favored him with a contemptuous glance.
"You're like every one else! Certain things you'll do, and certain other
things you won't even try to do—your conscience or your fear gets in your way."
"Call it what you like."
"I offer to take the girl off your hands; when I quit the country she shall
go with me—"
"And I'd be left here to explain what had become of her!" cried Ware, in a
panic.
"You won't have anything to explain. She'll have disappeared, that will be
all you'll know," said Murrell quietly.
"She'll never marry you."
"Don't you be too sure of that. She may be glad enough to in the end."
"Oh, you think you are a hell of a fellow with women! Well, maybe you are
with one sort—but what do you know about her kind?" jeered the planter.
Murrell's brow darkened.
"I'll manage her," he said briefly.
"You were of some account until this took hold of you," complained Ware.
"What do you say? One would hardly think I was offering to make you a present
of the best plantation in west Tennessee!" said Murrell.
Ware seemed to suck in hope through his shut teeth.
"I don't want to know anything about this, you are going to swamp yourself
yet—you're fixing to get yourself strung up—yes, by thunder, that'll be your
finish!"
"Do you want the land and the niggers? I reckon you'll have to take them
whether you want them or not, for I'm going to have the girl."